Ahem

We interrupt our regularly scheduled movie, comic, book and gaming posts to bring you this special announcement.

The very next person that puts a comment in the blog that is nothing more than spam for cell phones or whatever, I will personally make it my goal to find your real-life self, drag your spamming ass out into the back parking lot, bend you over some old bums fire barrel and strip the skin off your miserable body using only a spiked bicycle chain and a blunt cheese grater. Hopefully you will live long enough to beg whatever hellish gods you suckle on to grant you death, before I set you on fire and watch your exposed fat bubble like pork rinds.

Now I guess I have to learn how to filter comments and such, or whatever this service allows you to do.